I went to McDonald’s with some friends after school and when we got there I went to the bathroom to wash my hands but I walked in on 13 furries fucking each other and suddenly my math teacher walked in and was like, “Don’t worry i’m an alpha,” and then growled at them and they all stopped and dropped to their knees and started whimpering. My teacher looked at me and asked, “Which one of them do you want to blow your back?” He smiled creepily and I woke up in cold sweat.